Just now, typing away at my laptop, I felt someone watching me.
I turned round and discovered...
a black/brown/mottled cat.
I don't have a cat.
I live on the first floor so it must have jumped onto my balcony and wandered through the open back door.
Whose cat is it?
When watching scary movies I often wonder how I'd react if a stranger appeared in my house. Would I scream or shout or shriek?
Apparently I just jump a bit and go "Wooooooooooooo!"